Thursday, September 20, 2007

First Post

I have another blog. But, I am not happy with it and I am not annonymous, so therefore- I have a new one.
I'm married, and I have kids. But I am not a Mommy Blogger. Im sorry, but talking about my kid's booger face and how much they idol Blue's Clues are not things I am going to waste my time on. I save that for calls to my family.
I will give you a little background info, because I suspect that this is will contribute to much of the content of my site.

1. My mother is fucking nuts. She is a diagnosed borderline personality, and the fact that I have made the effort to move half way across the continent should mean something. My siblings still live there with her, and I think they are slowly turning nuts too. I will likely talk about her a lot because if it wasn't for the way I was raised; all that hurt and hate and discontent, I wouldn't be what I am today.

2. I am a student, at Expensive Ass Distant Online College. I am getting fucked financially in the ass with no KY, but hey, I will have a good degree and maybe make money one day. I also go to Retarded Local Community College to help alleviate some of the expensive courses.

3. I live in the south, and I love it here. Could do with out some of the self righteousness people have here, but for the most part, I like it. Love hearing the gunshots in my neighborhood at night too. I think racist jokes are funny, and it is not because I am a racist, in fact far from it. I just like to laugh at people. I like fat jokes and men jokes and retard jokes. Humor is cool.

4. I have a government job. I hate it. I am looking for another one. I hate office politics and ass kissing is like, beneath me, so fuck it. That's why I am going to school, too work for my self.

That's all for now. Read and heed.

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